Finally, a product-market fit for everyone.

 

Size chart (unisex)

Size chart (women)

 

All t-shirts printed on comfy American Apparel threads.

Shipping to USA and CAN only.

All sales final (no returns or exchanges).

Don't just take it from us.  Buy it from us.

  "I used to prioritize being stylish as 'urgent,' but since my wife gave me this t-shirt, it's like I'm tracking life events in an entirely different swim lane." -Konstantin, API Product Manager

 

"I used to prioritize being stylish as 'urgent,' but since my wife gave me this t-shirt, it's like I'm tracking life events in an entirely different swim lane."

-Konstantin, API Product Manager

  "The secret to a good estimation poker face? Mask it with a humorous t-shirt. Also, incisive comments about how that thing is actually incredibly complex, no matter what that moron Steve says." -Richter, Senior Software Engineer

 

"The secret to a good estimation poker face? Mask it with a humorous t-shirt. Also, incisive comments about how that thing is actually incredibly complex, no matter what that moron Steve says."

-Richter, Senior Software Engineer

  "As a product manager, I need to wear garments that bring me closer to the experience of my users. The t-shirt doesn't actually do that, but it does get me a lot of high-fives around the office." - Laurel, Mobile Product Manager

 

"As a product manager, I need to wear garments that bring me closer to the experience of my users. The t-shirt doesn't actually do that, but it does get me a lot of high-fives around the office."

- Laurel, Mobile Product Manager

  "As an executive, I need five of these t-shirts, so I can take the decision of getting dressed off the table. I also find it easier to sneak in and out of stand-ups dressed like this." -Karen, Senior Vice President of Strategy

 

"As an executive, I need five of these t-shirts, so I can take the decision of getting dressed off the table. I also find it easier to sneak in and out of stand-ups dressed like this."

-Karen, Senior Vice President of Strategy

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